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    September 20, 2007

    Selling my pubic hair for one million dollars!

    Please, please, please tell me this is a joke! Seriously, if this is successful and this woman makes a million fuckin' dollars, I'll give up everything I'm doing and go get a job as a bartender or something. Amazingly, she's already sold 190 pubic hairs and, well, I guess I'm giving her attention. Man, I gotta' stop trying to be so creative!

    I have always liked to have a smooth and hairless body; it's how I feel good.

    The pleasure given to me by the sensation of my own soft skin has lead to many evenings experimenting with a wide range of hair removal techniques: waxing, shaving and creams, I have used them all.

    To keep up my desired smoothness requires ongoing and time consuming maintenance which has increasingly become a frustrating chore. Therefore, as a long term solution I have recently decided to have laser hair removal in order to get rid of my pubic hair for good! :-)

    Unfortunately, laser hair removal can be an expensive treatment and therefore I needed to find a way to raise money for this. I knew that I had to come up with an idea that was fun and original enough to catch people’s attention and therefore I have decided to sell the pubic hair that I will ultimately be removing.

    Subsequently I started thinking about how I could sell my pubic hair and as a result of this MillionDollarPubes.com was born.

    The idea is simple; for each of my public hairs that your purchase you can also place a 10 x 10 pixel advertisement on the homepage of MillionDollarPubes.com, with a short accompanying description & direct link to your website.

    Due to the unusual nature of my project I am hoping there will be a large amount of interest in MillionDollarPubes.com. Therefore, your logo and link to your website will be visible to the volume of visitors to this site.

    To buy a pubic hair & advertise on my site all you need to do is to click on the 'BUY PUBIC HAIR' link above, you can then select whereabouts on the screen your advertisement will appear. There is no limit to the number of my hairs you can buy, and therefore blocks of 10 x 10 pixels you can select. Selecting multiple blocks adjacent to each other will allow you to display a larger advertisement.

    Upon checkout you will also have the option of whether or not you wish to receive my pubic hair in the post, as well as your advertisement. I hope that as many people as possible choose to receive my hair, but if you would prefer to just place your advert then that is fine too!

    Link: Selling my pubic hair for one million dollars!.

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    Comments

    DAMNNNN
    oh my god, are you serious? i just got laser hair removal and im a WAITRESS seriously isnt she ASHAMED?
    she posts:
    "I have had to give these answers quite a few times in emails, so though it would be a good idea to post them on here.

    Firstly, the website is totally genuine
    I am genuinely looking to have laser hair removal of my full bikini area and setup milliondollarpubes.com in order to raise money and have some fun. I know a few of you have been sceptical, but I can assure you that this is definately a genuine project, and anyone placing an order has the option to receive one of my pubic hair's in the post as well as their advertisment.

    I am female and live in the UK

    OK, so I have been asked a few times if I am male - ha - and where I am from.
    I can 100% guarantee that I am female and live in the UK.

    If you have any other questions you would like me to answer then please let me know. "

    Seriously woman?????

    seriously chick, are you looking to get raped or something. people can find you it is not that hard, a little hacking and people can. I seriously suggest you grow up.

    She must not be that stupid, cause she sells each pube for 200 bucks and she's sold 230ish already. do the math.

    I agree it was definitely right that as a long term solution I have recently decided to have laser hair removal in order to get rid of my pubic hair for good! :-)

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